TechJokes : Tech Support Attends To A Computer Novice

1. Tech Support   : "What operating system are  you running?"

Customer   : "Pentium."

Tech support   :  ////-----+++ :

2. Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer   : "A white one."
Tech support  :  ******_____####

3.  Customer   : "My computer's telling me I   performed an illegal abortion."
Tech support   :  ??????

4. Customer   : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech Support  : ?!%#$

5. Customer   : "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech support   :  ??????