A man was walking along the shore when he found a bottle. He picked it up, dusted it off and a genie suddenly appeared. The genie told the man that he would grant him one wish.
“What I would really like is to go to Hawaii, but I’m afraid of flying and the idea of going in a boat doesn’t appeal to me,” the man said. “So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii.”
“Sorry,” said the genie, “that’s not possible. You’ll have to make another wish.”
“Okay. I’d like to know how to become a successful computer programmer,” the man said.
“How many lanes would you like on that bridge?” the genie asked.