Tech Joke : Tech Support

Tech Support   : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer   : "Ok."
Tech Support   : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer   : "No."
Tech Support   : "Ok. Right click again. Do you   see a pop-up menu?"
Customer   : "No."
Tech Support   : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what  you have done up until this point?"
Customer   : "Sure, you told me to write 'click'  and I wrote 'click'."