The coming of the world to an abrupt end has been preached about since we were all born.To those mere believers on this prophesied biblical phenomenon went on to debate the second coming of Jesus after so many years passed with the world still rolling with life.
By Tech Research Specialist: Shingie Levison Muringi
As a technology driven media house, we decided to do look into the abuse of disruptive technology which is now being used to disseminate destructive content across the world. We have all seen the berth of pornographic continent now available on over 50 000 websites, but definitely not good for our children isn’t it? Now the same websites are being used to preach satanism and blaspheming. Let’s take a closer look into Beyonce’s story who is now being called a Goddess.
But to those who still have a love relationship with their bibles will tell you that the signs of that prophesied end are here, characterized by people turning to idolatry rather than God and the world bowing to the mark of the beast. Our TechnoMag team decided to contact a very thorough research on the currently trending National Church of Beyonce.
Yes, we discovered very alarming evidence that thousands are now worshiping the United Sates RnB music diva across America and the Bey gospel is even spreading to every corner of the globe. It is believed that these people now accept Beyonce as their Saviour instead of Christ or other religions such as Islam.
The National Church of Bey has released a commercial, which further introduces people to their quirky religion. The religion, which is called Beyism, centers around Beyonce. The group who formed the religion believe Beyonce to be a Goddess, who walks the Earth in flesh form.
The group’s founder, Pauline John Andrews also proclaims herself the first Minister Diva of the National Church of Bey. “There were 12 of us,” Andrews explained. “We used to gather every Sunday and sing her songs together. One day, while drinking Moscato and smoking Beyha (marijuana), we analyzed one of her songs and came to the realization that Beyoncé is truly divine.” From that revelation, the group expanded from 12 people to hundreds.
Andrews explained that their true numbers rank in the millions. “Whenever you see a large group of women defending the actions of her divine divaness, Bey, they are practicing Beyism,” Andrews explained, “It is not about believing she rose from the dead, or that she is perfect or anything like that, it is about recognizing that she is the Divine Diva that we all strive to be.”
The Church recently issued a statement responding to the criticism about their religion, which read:
“We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a divine Deity walking among them,” the church’s founder Pauline John Andrews stated.” Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyonce will transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been completed.”
“As our congregation continues to swell, we ask that you consider what is more real; an invisible spirit on high, or a walking, talking, breathing Goddess who shows you her true form daily? Beyonce’s spirit is entrancing. We know that she was sent to this place to spread love, peace, and joy. While we do not believe Beyonce to be the Creator, we recognize that she still sits among the throne of Gods. There is a lot of false information being spread about our beliefs, but we will correct all of the vicious lie-tellers. As Beyonce spreads her gospel through song and dance, hermessage provides uplifting, loving, and many times real-life happenings. We humbly ask you to respect our beliefs, just as you want those to respect yours. Open your mind to new possibilities and you will see, just as we did, that Bey is a true higher power. Surfbort!”
Our 2 Cents:
Due to the birth of a very morally lost generation driven by technology, parents and all the maturing teenagers are advised to stand by the truth because satanism is now dwelling among us. These things have been foretold and its time for everyone to start teaching biblical moral values into their children otherwise we will all perish.