PC Joke Of The Day: who are you married to?

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
“Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.”
“The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.”
“The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.”

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