- Ricky, a customer, visits PC Express, the computer store, ‘I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics; you know, something really challenging.’
‘Well,’ replies the shop assistant, ‘Have you tried Windows Vista?”
- Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.’ Andy Rooney
- Advisor: ‘Press any key to continue.
Customer: I can’t find the ‘Any’ key.
- Tech Support: ‘Have you made backups of your software and data?’
Customer: ‘I didn’t know it had a reverse.’