The TECHNOMAG CEO was informed that a virus had infected his PC. He said that made perfect sense to him since he was ill the previous week.
The computer screen read “Press F8 to continue”. so the new hire pressed the F key and the 8 key.
HR Manager to job candidate: “I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions”.