You’re always hearing about new computer viruses running around. Here are some to watch out for. BEWARE!
–Sucks all the memory out of your computer…then e-mails everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
–Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
–Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
–Your 300gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100gb, then slowly expands to 200gb.
Jay Zee VIRUS
–Deletes all old files.
Fat Joe VIRUS
–Disks can no longer be inserted.