PC Joke Of The Day : Nasty Virus Alert

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Should you receive an email entitled “Badtimes”, delete it immediately. Do NOT open it. Apparently, this is a pretty nasty one.
Not only will it erase everything on your hard drive, it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It will demagnetize the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It will reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you may attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law’s number.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which will grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
Should the “Badtimes” message be opened in a Windows 98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
These are only a few signs of infection, so do BEWARE!

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