A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Someone asked her how that could possibly be.
“Well,” she said, “my first marriage was to an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate it.
My second marriage was to a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.
My third marriage was to a Microsoft Windows programmer. All he would do was sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it was going to be.”