A man wanting to buy a monkey entered a Joina City Pet Shop. The shop owner pointed him to three identical looking monkeys in politically correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
“The monkey on the left is $500,” said the shop owner. “Why so much?” asked the man.
“Well, that one can program in C,” replied the owner.
The man then looked at the next monkey. “That one there is $1500 because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology,” explained the owner.
The man then asked about the third monkey. “Oh, that one is $3000,” answered the owner.
“What! $3000! What can that one do?” exclaimed the man.
“In all honesty,” the owner replied, “I’ve never seen it do a single thing, but it promised us it can solve the windows vista problems.”