PC Joke Of The Day: If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft


Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi. I’m Bill and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: The problem is, there’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again. Perhaps the fly won’t be there this time.

Patron: No, it’s still there.

Waiter: Perhaps it’s the way your using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use a fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Perhaps the soup isn’t compatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: I’m using a SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Well … that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer! What does that have to do with the fly in my soup?

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I came in, sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day???

Waiter: Yes. The Soup of the Day changes every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.

(waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check)

Waiter: Here you are, sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This isn’t tomato soup, it’s potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.

Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

(waiter leaves)

Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day … $5.00
Upgrade to Newer Soup of the Day … $2.50
Access to support … $1.00

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