Three guys are sitting naked in a pool when suddenly, there’s a beeping sound. The first guy presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The other two give him a curious look.
“Oh, that’s my pager,” he says with a grin. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rings and the second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes, he explains, “That was just my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out and returns a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper extending from his butt.
The others raise their eyebrows and he explains, “I’m receiving a fax.”