Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.
“Guess what, mate,” says the first IT guy,
“yesterday, I met this gorgeous girl in a bar.”
“What did you do?” says the other IT guy.
“Well, I invited her over to my place to have
dinner and drink. We had dinner with a couple of
drinks then she suddenly asked me to make her
“You’re kidding me!” says the second IT guy.
“I then lifted her and put her on my desk next to
my new laptop.”
“Really? You got a new laptop? What
“It’s a 8 GB RAM, 3 Ghz Intel i7 3rd gen
processor, 1 TB SATA Hdd 7200 RPM, 16′ LED
capacitive. screen, Windows 8 pro, NVIDIA GT
graphic card with 2GB dedicated ram latest dual
layer blu ray drive and mobile internet
connectivity card and…..”
“Awesome laptop man!” Ok bye But Don’t Forget
To bring your new Laptop To show me.