#FridayHacks: How to Completely Detach Yourself From The Internet in Five Ways

Social  media can at times turn out to be a monster especially when your friends turn into foes and turn to bullying. Due to their nature social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram and Twitter make it difficult to manage and control what is posted or pasted on your page. 

Remember the Fungisayi Zvakavapano case, how she was attacked by her fans when she announced that she was  dumping gospel music for the dance-hall genre. She even contemplated quitting the whole music thing owing to the magnitude of attacks from all corners. 

Many wonder if it is possible to detach oneself completely from the internet, the answer is a big yes. You can disassociate yourself from any social media platform and leave a peaceful life.

By Kudakwashe Pembere

Most Zimbabweans have their information available to the public save for WhatsApp which now encrypts user and or group messages. By public, the personal information is accessed by everyone, everywhere. It is difficult if not a mission impossible stunt to completely detach yourself  from the internet. However, there are ways reduce your online traces.

Here are the five ways to do it.  But be warned ; removing your information from the internet as I’ve laid it out below, may adversely affect your ability to communicate with potential employers.

  1. Delete or deactivate your shopping, social network, and Web service accounts

Think about which social networks you have profiles on. Aside from the big ones, such as Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and Instagram, do you still have public accounts on sites like Tumblr, Google+ or even MySpace? What about your Reddit account? Which shopping sites have you registered on? Common ones might include information stored on  Alibaba, Amazon, Gap.com, Macys.com and others.

To get rid of these accounts, go to your account settings and just look for an option to either deactivate, remove or close your account. Depending on the account, you may find it under Security or Privacy, or something similar.

If you’re having trouble with a particular account, try searching online for “How to delete,” followed by the name of the account you wish to delete. You should be able to find some instruction on how to delete that particular account.

If for some reason you can’t delete an account, change the info in the account to something other than your actual info. Something fake or completely random.

Using a service like DeleteMe can make removing yourself from the internet less of a headache.



  1. Remove yourself from data collection sites

There are companies out there that collect your information. They’re called data brokers and they have names like Spokeo, Crunchbase, PeopleFinder, as well as plenty of others. They collect data from everything you do online and then sell that data to interested parties, mostly in order more specifically advertise to you and sell you more stuff.

Now you could search for yourself on these sites and then deal with each site individually to get your name removed. Problem is, the procedure for opting out from each site is different and sometimes involves sending faxes and filling out actual physical paperwork. Physical. Paperwork. What year is this, again?

Anyway, an easier way to do it is to use a service like Deletemeat Abine.com. For about $130 for a one-year membership, the service will jump through all those monotonous hoops for you. It’ll even check back every few months to make sure your name hasn’t been re-added to these sites.


  1. Remove your info directly from websites

First, check with your phone company or cell provider to make sure you aren’t listed online and have them remove your name if you are.

If you want to remove an old forum post or an old embarrassing blog you wrote back in the day, you’ll have to contact the webmaster of those sites individually. You can either look at the About us or Contacts section of the site to find the right person to contact or go to www.whois.com and search for the domain name you wish to contact. There you should find information on who exactly to contact.

Unfortunately, private website operators are under no obligation to remove your posts. So, when contacting these sites be polite and clearly state why you want the post removed. Hopefully they’ll actually follow through and remove them.

If they don’t, tip number four is a less effective, but still viable, option.

  1. Delete search engine results that return information about you

Search engine results includes sites like Bing, Yahoo and Google. In fact Google has a URL removal tool that can help you delete specific URLs.

Google’s URL removal tool is handy for erasing evidence of past mistakes from the internet.


For example, if someone has posted sensitive information such as a Social Security number or a bank account number and the webmaster of the site where it was posted won’t remove it, you can at least contact the search engine companies to have it removed from search results, making it harder to find.

  1. And finally, the last step you’ll want to take is to remove your email accounts

Depending on the type of email account you have, the amount of steps this will take will vary.

You’ll have to sign into your account and then find the option to delete or close the account. Some accounts will stay open for a certain amount of time, so if you want to reactivate them you can.

An email address is necessary to complete the previous steps, so make sure this one is your last.

One last thing…

Remember to be patient when going through this process, and don’t expect to complete it in one day. You may also have to accept that there some things you won’t be able permanently delete from the internet.

This article was originally published on Cnet. It has been updated with a few minor tweaks.


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