Daddy, How Was I born?

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one
day you need to find out anyway! Mom and
Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded
room, and then your mother downloaded
from your dad’s memory stick. As soon as
dad was ready for an upload, it was
discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the
delete button, nine months later the blessed
virus appeared. And that’s the story.