Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. … Read More
A tourist was drowning in Lake Kariba: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm a programmer says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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A leading company in the printing, Publishing and Packaging industry is inviting all applications from suitable qualified and experienced individuals for the above mentioned position Reporting to the Engineering Foreman, … Read More
An opportunity have arisen for an ICT officer to provide technical, operational and procedural support and end-user services within UNICEF Harare. Key result areas for this post include: 1. Promoting … Read More
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who … Read More
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find … Read More
The Ministry of Health and Child Welfare, Aids and TB Unit seeks to recruit the services of Systems Analysts *2 under the Global Fund HIV/AIDS Grant (GFR8) on a yearly … Read More
Duties 1 .Design database for the organisation’s MIS/ICT systems 2. Contact database optimization and finetuning, daily and periodical monitoring and administration and maintenance 3. Establish and maintain database integrity procedures, … Read More